Spam Call #1 From ESSG
Note; This is not a Poem but an imaginary dialogue.
More to come despite what anyone says.
Hello, We are calling from a relatively new charity
that we know you will want to contri-
It said EESG on the phone and-
Oh. ESSG stands for the wait for it
Ebeneezer Scrooge Support Group to
“put the Humbug back in the Holidays”
But I thought he was discredited-
Fake news and bad pub, my man-
Eb had the right ideas but the wrong delivery
Look, do you feel bright and cheery right now?
If you do, you’re in the silent majority
Most of us would rather just go about our business
and not be told to be hopeful and cheery
and there will be an end to winter and
we may be alive to see it-
Where do I send the check?